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Someone photoshopped Aziz Ansari’s face onto these classic rap albums and it’s absolutely glorious.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski, Women (via what-strange-lives-we-live)


Forest House in the Hills of Titirangi, New Zealand by Chris Tate (from Homeli)

The best thing is when you love someone and you haven’t said it to each other yet. It’s like you have a secret with some one else and they don’t even know it.


humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)

Well fuck

Yeah so the result of not worrying about shit just kinda presented itself to me.

Idk how to operate in the real world. Idk how to pay an electric bill, do my taxes, or even how to write a fucking check.

I need a personal assistant pronto or I’m fucked.

Organization is probably my greatest flaw and it’s fucking me over so hard.



The Daily Show tries to help white people understand what it’s like to be stopped and frisked. 

To thunderous applause.